Messed Up Potter

Messed Up Potter is a Fanfiction about Harry Potter and how his life is so messed up.

Characters
Harry Potter: A Boy who's dad is in love with Voldemort, Friends with the son of Voldemort (Chase Riddle)

Chase Riddle: Son of Voldemort, Friends with Harry Potter

Voldemort: The most Evil Wizard of all time. Father of Chase

James Potter: Voldemort's Lover, Half-Father of Chase, Father of Harry.

Monokuma: A strange black and white bear, With one red eye and one black eye

Lily Potter: Caring mother of Harry and Sister of Petunia.

Ronald 'Pea' Weasley: Friend of Monokuma, Has ironic Pea-Green Hair.

Frogman Stump: Frog trapped on a stump. Disguised as a girl until Harry reverses her back to a frog.

Professor Dumbdoor: Headmaster of Hogwarts. Killed by Voldemort.

Aurora: A student in Frogman.

Chapter 1: The Beginning
Voldemort entered the Potter's home. Lily and James were craddling Harry, confident in their secret keeper and sure they were safe. Voldemort threw open to door and James' head snapped toward the noise. He ran down the stairs and Harry began to cry. Lily stayed by Harry, determined to spend what might be her last moments with her son. Voldemort saw James bolting down the stairs and drew his wand with a sneer. He raised his wand "Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort cast at James. Unable to defend himself, James staggered at the impact of the spell. But he was alive, he blinked and looked at Voldemort, who had a look of shock. "Hey there, has anyone told you that your eyes are just enchanting?" James stood up and leaned against the rail. "Noooooo I used the wrong spell. OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE LILY" Voldemort cried as he collapsed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Harry heard the shouts of Voldemort as he fell asleep.

Chapter 2: Dementor Chess
Far Away...

"Please!" Shouted Sirius Black "Let me go to Azkaban! I want to play chess with the Dementors!" "What a Maniac" Said Minister Millicent Bagnold. Suddenly Sirius broke into song "Just let me play chess I will just try my best! I want to play chess with the Dementors! I don't care the others do say since they have it everyday! I want to play chess with the Dementors! I want to beat the others and then beat their mothers, I want to play chess with the Dementors! Just take to through the Floo I'll play as they do! I want to play chess with the Dementors! How do you do? Watch me beat you! As I play chess with a Dementor!" Then 2 Auror's cuffed Sirius and threw him into Azkaban where he played Chess with Dementors.

Chapter 3: The Dream
Voldemort was walking around, wondering what his first horcrux should be and who he would kill to make it. As he was looking around for a suitable object, his eyes fell upon something -- Peter Pettigrew's finger.

Suddenly, Dora the explorer appeared. "Wingardium Leviosa!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed, instantly killing Dora. Then, he made Peter Pettigrew's finger his horcrux.

Now with one horcrux, Voldemort decided to make another. He patrolled the muggle streets, where he found a tin can. "Perfect!" he said. He then Wingardium Leviosa-ed a random squib and made his second horcrux.

Then, Voldemort decided to use his broken nose as a horcrux. He killed a muggle Body Guard with Wingardium Leviosa and then used that to make his third horcrux.

For the fourth horcrux, Voldemort was looking around Magical Menagerie for a suitable object. He decided to use a cute frog named Jewel for his horcrux, Wingardium Leviosa-ing a cat to make it.

Voldemort then saw a random piece of paper that read Hermione has buck teeth because she is part beaver. Voldemort decided to use the piece of paper for his 5th horcrux, killing Tommy Turner to make it.

The sixth and final horcrux was a Nokia phone that Voldemort picked up at a muggle shop. Voldemort Wingardium Leviosa-ed his little frog named Jewels and used the death of his Horcrux to make the horcrux.

Now with his soul in 6 pieces, Voldemort decided to buy a new nose. But where?

Chapter 4: Frogman Stump
"WAKE UP HARRY!!!" Lily Potter shouted. Harry woke up to see the sun shining through the open "Huh?" asked Harry "What's up. Did Dad marry Voldemort Today?" "No!" Shouted Lily "Today is when you get on Thomas and go to Hogwarts!" "What's Thomas" asked Harry, Confused "The train that gets you to Hogwarts! Its also a Thermo-Nuclear Bomb" "A what the what bomb?" said Harry scratching his head, Lily hugged Harry and Apparated him to the train station, Voldemort was with James and Voldemort's adopted son hopped on the train. Harry then climbed onto the train. He sat down in a compartment with Voldemort's Son. "Hi, I'm Harry Potter" he said "Oh Hi," said Voldemort's Son "I'm Chase Riddle, Lots of people usually get scared of me since I'm Voldemort's Son" Suddenly 2 other students entered their compartment, The 1st had pea green hair. The second was a strange black and white bear with a red eye and a black eye. The Green Hair kid responded 1st "I'm Ronald Pea--- Weasley" he said "And this is Monokuma" he pointed toward the bear, Who didn't speak. "I'm Chase Riddle" said Chase. Suddenly Monokuma and Ronald ran out of the compartment, Screaming. "See what I mean" said Chase depressed "Everyone's scared of me" then another student came in "Oh wow look at the Mudbloods." She said "That isn't a real wand" she took a toy wand from Chase and snapped it in half. Then Harry whipped out his wand and shouted "Revelio!" Suddenly the girl unraveled and turned into a Frog on a Stump. Everyone looked out of their compartments and started singing "ITS THE FROGMAN STUMP HOORAY!!! ITS THE FROGMAN STUMP HOORAY!!!"

Chapter 5: The Sorting
The train abruptly stopped. A magnificent castle stood in front of them. "Welcome to the Castle of Wolfstar! Aka Hogwarts!" Said an old man "I am Professor DumbDoor. Lets go over the Hogwarts Houses, There are 5. Gryffindor, The Clusmy, Cowardly and Overrated. Ravenclaw, The gay, Soda loving ,class skippers. Hufflepuff, The mean and rude. Slytherin, The kind, Donut lovers. And Frogman, The random people!" "I want Frogman." Said Harry. "Same" said Chase. "LET THE SORTING BEGIN!!!" Said DumbDoor. At the end of the sorting. Harry, Chase and a random girl named Aurora where sorted into Frogman. Suddenly Voldemort burst in and blew up Hogwarts "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!" He shouted at DumbDoor. DumbDoor died and then he shouted "CHASE RIDDLE HOW DARE YOU GET IN FROGMAN!!!" He shot a spell at Chase and Harry. Which both made them fall to the floor. Then they rose into the air. Then Voldemort made them go a million miles Millisecond to the remains of the roof of Hogwarts and to the floor and back.