Messed Up Potter - Chapter 3 (The Dream)

Voldemort was walking around, wondering what his first horcrux should be and who he would kill to make it. As he was looking around for a suitable object, his eyes fell upon something -- Peter Pettigrew's finger.

Suddenly, Dora the explorer appeared. "Wingardium Leviosa!!!!!!" Voldemort screamed, instantly killing Dora. Then, he made Peter Pettigrew's finger his horcrux.

Now with one horcrux, Voldemort decided to make another. He patrolled the muggle streets, where he found a tin can. "Perfect!" he said. He then Wingardium Leviosa-ed a random squib and made his second horcrux.

Then, Voldemort decided to use his broken nose as a horcrux. He killed a muggle Body Guard with Wingardium Leviosa and then used that to make his third horcrux.

For the fourth horcrux, Voldemort was looking around Magical Menagerie for a suitable object. He decided to use a cute frog named Jewel for his horcrux, Wingardium Leviosa-ing a cat to make it.

Voldemort then saw a random piece of paper that read Hermione has buck teeth because she is part beaver. Voldemort decided to use the piece of paper for his 5th horcrux, killing Tommy Turner to make it.

The sixth and final horcrux was a Nokia phone that Voldemort picked up at a muggle shop. Voldemort Wingardium Leviosa-ed his little frog named Jewels and used the death of his Horcrux to make the horcrux.

Now with his soul in 6 pieces, Voldemort decided to buy a new nose. But where?